Math Jokes

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems!

My math teacher called me average. How mean!

Have you heard about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine!

What did zero say to eight? Nice belt!

What do you call a number that can’t keep still? A roamin’ numeral!

Why did the student do multiplication on the floor? The teacher told them not to use tables!

How do you make seven an even number? Just remove the “s”!

Why was the obtuse angle always so frustrated? Because it was never right!

Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots!

What’s a math teacher’s favorite dessert? Pi!

Why did two fours skip lunch? Because they already eight!

What’s a math teacher’s favorite season? Sum-mer!

Why was the fraction nervous about marrying the decimal? Because he’d have to convert!

How do you stay warm in a cold math class?

Stand in the corner—it’s always 90 degrees!

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless!

Why do you rarely find mathematicians sunbathing? They know all about tan lines!

How does a mathematician plow fields? With a pro-tractor!

What’s a math teacher’s favorite place in New York? Times Square!

What do geometry teachers have on their floors? Area rugs!

How do you make one disappear? Add a “G” to it, and it’s gone!