Jokes about Sports

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine? “Give me my quarterback!”

Why are homeschoolers so bad at baseball? They hit the ball, it flies far, but they just can’t leave home.

Why are homeschoolers so bad at football? They can’t cross a yard line. 

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!

Why is April so good at playing baseball? Because it has great spring.

What’s the most patriotic sport? Flag football!

Did you hear about the basketball player who fell into the pool? He couldn’t stop dribbling.

Did you hear about the Baseball player who went bowling? He was doing great, but out of nowhere he got up and left. You see, he got three strikes, and he was out.

Did you hear about the Baseball players who stopped playing baseball? They got mad at the umpire, so they all went out on strike.

Why does the MLB’s office buildings have so many broken windows? It because of all the pitch meetings.

What is a vampire’s favorite position to play in baseball? You would think it would be the vumpire, but no, it’s the bat.