Food Jokes
What did the eggs yell when they saw the baker?
SCRAMBLE!
Did you hear about the 2 slices of bread that got married? The wedding was beautiful, until someone decided to toast the bride and groom.
I spilled cake batter all over the inside of my oven thanks to a typo in my cookbook. The recipe said to put it in at 180 degrees!!
Do you stir your coffee with your right hand? You should try using a spoon next time, they’re great.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor- felt crummy
Why did the M&M go to school?
Because he really wanted to be a Smartie!
Never leave alphabet soup on the stove and then go out. It could spell disaster.
Do you know the secret to making the best burritos?
The secret is, don’t spill the beans.
Why did the spice shop close down?
They ran out of thyme.
I had a pizza joke, but it was too cheesy.
Have you heard the rumor about butter? Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it.
Have you heard about the Italian chef? He pasta-way.
I would avoid the sushi if I were you. It’s a little fishy.
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
I got hit in the head with a can of soda. Luckily, it was a soft drink.
The wedding was so emotional, even the cake was in tiers.
Why did the sweet potato turn red?
Because it saw the turkey dressing!
What do you call a running turkey?
Fast food!
What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Peach gobbler!
How did the candy bar propose to the lollipop?
With a ring pop!
Have you heard about the cheese factory explosion? All that’s left is de-brie.
Have you heard about the two peanuts walking down the street? One was a-salted!
Have you heard about the bakery thief? I heard he got caught because he always took the “dough.”
Why do bananas use sunscreen in the summer?
Because they peel!
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Liberty!
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
My friend Pete always gets compliments on his Italian food, so he finally opened a restaurant: Pizza Good Chef.
I bought a 10-pack of asparagus at the grocery store, but when I counted it had 11. It was just a spare, I guess.
What did the corn say to the farmer?
“I’m all ears!”
What’s a corn’s favorite kind of music?
Pop!
What did one corn stalk say to the other?
“Quit stalking me!”
Why don’t corn jokes ever get old?
Because they’re all a-maize-ing!
What do you call corn that tells jokes?
Corn-y!
What did the milk say to the coffee? “You mocha me crazy!”
Why did the milk go to school? To get a little butter!
Why was the milk carton so good at tennis? Because it had great serve!
Why did the milk join the gym? To get whipped into shape.
What did the milk say to the butter? “You’re on a roll!”
What did the milk say to the cereal? “You complete me!”
What type of cheese is never yours? Nacho cheese!
Why did the cheddar break up with the mozzarella? It found someone more gouda.
Why did the cheese refuse to play cards? Because it was afraid of getting shredded!
Why was the cheese so happy? Because it was feta than ever!
What do you call a sad cheese? Blue cheese.
Why did the cheese get promoted? Because it was grate at its job!
Why did the cheese go to the gym? To get shredded!
What is better than cheese? Cheese grater!
