Jokes about Jobs

Why did the fisherman go broke? Because he lost his net income!

What did the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a cod, any cod!

Why were the musicians not allowed into the concert? They were band!

Why did the singer get locked out of their house? Because they couldn’t find the right key!

Why did the singer bring a ladder to the concert? to reach the high notes!

What kind of garden does a baker have? A flour garden!

Why did the farmer start a band in the spring? Because he had the beets!

How excited is the gardener in March? So excited, they wet their plants!

I have a few jokes about unemployment, but none of them work.

I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.

Have you heard about the claustrophobic astronaut? He needed a little space.

What type of vehicle does a janitor drive? A mop-head.

Why did the dentist go to the White House? To fill in for the president.

What do you call a guy who shaves 10 times a day and still has a beard?  A barber

Some people have to be paid to be good. Not me. I’m good for nothing.

I applied for a job as a cosmetic lotion tester. I guess I didn’t get the position, but they told me to keep applying.

Why do truck drivers know so much about movies? They watch trailers all day.

How did the lumberjack know how many trees he cut down? For every tree he kept a log.

Did you hear about the Spanish magician who said uno, dos, and disappeared without a tres?