Knock, Knock…
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, cow says mooo!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you, and I miss you!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a scary movie!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell; it’s broken!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yes, they do!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for Halloween!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter let me in!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce tell you another joke!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it’s pointless.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wood.
Wood who?
Wood you like to hear another joke?
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda go to the park?
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like another knock-knock joke?
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie way you can let me in?
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget to answer the door!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal-ously, just open the door!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep-beep!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Homer.
Homer who?
Homer run—someone’s chasing us!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later, just let me in!
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