Jokes about Monsters

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with!

Why are ghosts so bad at lying? Because you can see right through them!

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Halloween dance? He didn’t have the guts!

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs!

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling!

Why don’t mummies go on vacation? They’re afraid they’ll unwind!

What do you call a leprechaun’s vacation in March? A pot-luck getaway!

What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost? A poultry-geist!

What instrument does a skeleton play? The trom-bone!

What do ghosts use to wash their hair? Sham-BOO!

What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music!

Why don’t monsters eat clowns? Because they taste funny!

What room do ghosts avoid? The living room!

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaaaains!

Why was the skeleton so calm? Because nothing got under his skin!

What kind of dog does Dracula have? A bloodhound!

Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends? They’re too wrapped up in themselves!

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Ice scream!