Jokes about Nature

What did the tree say when spring arrived? What a releaf! 

My friend is so scared of needles that he won’t even go near a pine tree.

What’s a tornado’s favorite board game? Twister.

What is a tornado’s favorite sport? Football, they love to get a touchdown.

I tried to catch fog yesterday, Mist.

What did the tree say when it forgot to tie its shoes. “Timber!”

Why aren’t lumberjacks afraid of trees. Because they are all bark, no bite.

Why do trees hate going back to school? Because they get so stumped!

What did the leaf say to September? “I’m falling for you!”

What did the ocean say to the beach in July? Nothing, it just waved!

How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!

What did the big flower say to the little flower? “Hey, bud!”

Why are mountains so funny? Because they’re always up to something hill-arious!

What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!

What do you get when you plant kisses? Tulips!

How does a cloud feel on a rainy day? A little under the weather!

What kind of garden does a baker plant? A flour garden!

What did one raindrop say to another? “Two’s company, three’s a cloud!”

What do you get when you cross a four-leaf clover and poison ivy? A rash of good luck!

Why couldn’t the flower ride its bike? It lost its petals!

What’s a flower’s favorite drink? Root beer!

What did the beach say to the tide when it came in? Long time, no sea!

How do trees access the internet? They log on!

What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese? Fowl weather!

What’s a queen’s favorite kind of weather? Reign!

How can you wrap a cloud? With a rain-bow!

How can you tell if it’s been raining cats and dogs? When you step in a poodle!

What did one mushroom say to the other? “You’re a fun-guy!”