Jokes about Sickness and Health

Have you heard about the guy who lost his left arm and leg? He’s all-right now.

A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!” The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you…”

Where do you take someone who was injured in a peek-a-boo accident? The ICU

I’m trying to get over my addiction to hiking, but I’m not out of the woods yet.

Laughter is the best medicine… unless you have broken ribs.

Why did the computer get sick? It got a virus!

Why did the bicycle fall over when it was sick? It was two-tired!

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt a little crumby!

Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case he needed to draw blood!

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the doctor? Because he didn’t have the guts to see him!