Jokes about Space

Why did they stop the rocket launch? The rocket got a little dirty, so it needed to be scrubbed.

Space is boring, there are no ups and downs.

What does the sun drink out of? Sunglasses!

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

How do you organize a space party? You planet.

Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere. What about the restaurant on the sun? It was terrible, only had a one star review.

My little boy asked me if I could explain solar eclipses to him. I said “no, son.”

How does the moon cut its hair? Eclipse it!