Jokes about Sports

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine? “Give me my quarterback!”

Why are homeschoolers so bad at baseball? They hit the ball, it flies far, but they just can’t leave home.

Why are homeschoolers so bad at football? They can’t cross a yard line. 

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!

Why is April so good at playing baseball? Because it has great spring.

What’s the most patriotic sport? Flag football!

Did you hear about the basketball player who fell into the pool? He couldn’t stop dribbling.